Showing posts with label San Francisco Giants. Show all posts
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Friday, November 01, 2024

My favorite stadiums 6-1

 6.

 


 

We are 6 days away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to sunny southern California as today's stadium is Petco Park in San Diego, CA home of the San Diego Padres.
 
The Padres used to play in a big, multi-sport stadium that was named after a San Diego sports writer: Jack Murphy. There are a few things that happened in baseball that won't happen again: Cy Young winning 511 games, Connie Mack managing one team for 50+ years and I can guaran-damn-tee that no owner will ever build and name a stadium after a sportswriter.
 
Though it would be great if the Red Sox played at Shaughnessy Stadium. Instead of the Green Monster, there would be a Red Monster and it would be made of curly hair. The Sox could mail in every game and coast on reputation--it would be great.
 
In any event, the Pads shared the Murph with the Chargers before getting their new place: Petco Park. Aside from a few years when they put palm trees on the other side of the fences, there wasn't anything really interesting about their stadium.
 
That changed when the Pads moved to Petco in 2004. This stadium owes a lot to Baltimore's Camden Yards in that they built the stadium around some of the buildings that were existing on the site. So in left field, there's the 100-year-old Western Metal Supply Company that was set to be demolished, but was retrofitted into the park designs. There's a team store, a Hall of Fame, seats to watch the game and club offices.
 
It's pretty damn cool.
 
That's one of the things that I liked so much about Petco, it was quirky but it wasn't a forced quirkiness that new parks sometimes shoehorn into their architecture plans. Old parks have strange angles and uneven dimensions because they were jammed into the city's footprint. San Diego does a really good job of authentically recreating that for Petco.
 
The stadium itself is just great. We sat in right field and had a great view of the whole stadium. The sun was setting while we were seated and although it was in our eyes, the sunset was absolutely breathtaking. Honestly, I can't believe that I live in stupid Massachusetts rather than in San Diego. Why don't 1 billion people live in this gorgeous city? It's mind boggling.
 
We walked around the park (more on this in a second) and it was such a pleasurable experience. The concourses were big and roomy, the Padres Hall of Fame was much cooler than it had any reason to be and the team store was pretty dope too. They also had a bunch of local micro brews for a reasonable price and the kids loved the food.
 
When you take the weather, the setting and the park itself, this is a god damn home run. If I lived in San Diego, I'd go to as many games as I possibly could. It was so great.
 
Another really fun thing--in fact it was the thing that my kids loved the most about seeing the game--was that in center field there was a beach and a little park. The kids ran around the beach, which is totally appropriate for San Diego, during the game (honestly, we sat in our seats for two innings) and then made their way to the grassy part of the park where they played Wiffle Ball and other fun little games while their mother and I drank beer and watched the game.
 
This leads me to something that I spoke about when I wrote about Comerica Park and the carousel found there. I would assume that many baseball purists detest these features at the park. You're supposed to be at the ballpark to watch and stay invested in the game. That's the entertainment, right?
 
And I understand that way of thinking, when I talked about Camp Nou in Barcelona, that was one of the things that I loved most about my experience there: people were 100% invested in the match.
 
But the more I got to think about it, isn't baseball (and all sports, really) supposed to be fun? And isn't going to a game supposed to be the most fun time of all? The food, the drinks, the souvenirs, that's all part of the experience. So why shouldn't there be a carousel in Detroit, a giant wacky slide in San Francisco, an exploding scoreboard in Chicago and a beach in San Diego?
 
You should want kids and their parents to have fun. You should want kids and their parents to want to come back. That's how you build bonds between the team and the fans, especially the young ones. My youngest doesn't like baseball at all, but from time-to-time she'll talk about the fun that she had at Petco Park. She won't mention being able to watch the Red Sox play the Padres, but she'll talk endlessly about chasing her sister in the sand.
 
That's what it's all about, I guess. Going to the park and watching your kids connect to the game that you love, even if it's not in the way that you made that connection. You couldn't do this at any other sport, but you can with baseball. And that's the reason why it's always going to be the best sport ever invented.
 
Here's the box score of the game that we went to that night: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2019/B08230SDN2019.htm The Pads were kinda butt that year and get the hell kicked out of them by the visiting Red Sox 11-0. Old Jelly Donut Martinez hit two ding dong johnsons in the win. There were no current Hall of Famers, but in what would be the start of his last month in Boston, Mookie Betts played center and right field. Xander Bogaerts played shortstop in the park that would one day become his home and Eduardo Rodriguez improved to 15-5 with the win.
 
This was one of the last times that the Sox would (mostly) run out the 2018 Championship lineup; without the DH, JD played rightfield so Jackie Bradley Junior sat while Betts started in center. Andrew Benintendi played left, Rafael Devers the hot corner, Mitch Moreland and BROCKHOLT! rounded out the infield with Christian Vazquez caught.
 
I really wish that the Sox could've kept that team together for a couple more seasons. They ruled.
 
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We are 5 days away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to Charm City as today's stadium is Oriole Park at Camden Yards, home of the Baltimore Orioles.
 
Since World War II, there have been three seminal moments in baseball that changed the industry. The first was the breaking of the Color Barrier in 1947*. The second was opening the West Coast when the Dodgers and Giants relocated to Los Angeles in 1958. The third was Oriole Park at Camden Yards opening in 1992.
 
* I get that things were different in the 40s and that it's always great to celebrate when an injustice is struck down but at the same time, not allowing Black ball players in Major League Baseball wasn't some sort of law of nature or act of God that was sent down from the heavens. A bunch of racist assholes just thought that things would "be better" if Black people weren't in their ball parks. And these racist assholes happen to own MLB teams. MLB has every right to celebrate the desegregation of their game--and in a lot of ways it helped progress in our country--but the cause of the reason for celebration is the same body that is doing the celebrating: MLB.
 
It would be like if I decided to throw a puppy in a small box and leave him there for three years. On its third birthday I let the dog out and then throw a party for myself for being a liberator. It's my own shitty actions that caused this whole mess. For a long time MLB owners were major league dicks. Maybe you should pull the throttle back a little on congratulating yourselves on being less dickish.
 
When Camden Yards opened in April of 1992, it's really hard to put into words just how game changing this place was. I remember the week after it opened, Sports Illustrated published an image of the park over a two page spread and I must've spent an hour obsessing over every detail. The warehouse in right field. The stacked bullpens. The weird nooks and crannies. The short fence in left field. The seats had these monograms in iron: there was a baseball player in between two letter Bs, which stood for Baltimore Baseball. They even had one of those old time signs on the outfield wall that said, "Hit in here!" with a picture of a finger pointing to a bullseye. I have no idea whether anyone ever hit it there, but that sign is long gone now.
 
All of these little details that made this stadium so unique. The people who designed it, the people who okayed the design; you can tell that they were baseball fans. Not only that but they cared about baseball and its history. One of them was Larry Lucchino who died today. He was Orioles CEO when the team was building Camden Yards and he was also the CEO of the Padres when they were building Petco Park. Not to mention his right hand person on these projects (and others like the revitalization of Fenway) Janet Marie Smith.
 
Both should be in the Hall of Fame for what they've done for the game.
 
What was so groundbreaking about this stadium is that it destroyed the multi-purpose super stadia of the 70s. Other sports and activities could happen at Camden Yards, but first and foremost it was a baseball park. There was no artificial turf. There was no bad sight lines for the games. There was no equidistant outfield walls. The park was part of the city, it fit into the Baltimore neighborhood like a glove. It owed a lot to the past, but at the same time it was filled with the modern amenities that you need in order to have a fun time at the park.
 
The concourses were spacious, the seats were wide and close to the action, there was a barbecue pit in right field manned by former Oriole Boog Powell. It was an amazing baseball palace.
 
The funny thing is, the first time I made the trip with my friends Skaus and Archie to Baltimore, we almost didn't get in. We flew from Boston to Washington, jumped in a rented car and drove 45 miles north to Baltimore on Friday night. Our game was on Saturday and we were going to reverse the trip back to DC on Sunday morning. Pretty simple plan.
 
Dummy (that's me) accidentally bought tickets for Sunday instead of Saturday. You know who didn't double check his tickets until he was waiting in line on Saturday? This dufus. The people at the ticket window couldn't have been kinder as I stammered my way through an explanation, "My flight ... uh ... it leaves tomorrow at 2:00 and ... uh, uh ... it's in DC and I'm so stupid ... we're from Boston and ... uh, uhm ... I'll never come back down here again. My friends are going to murder me. Please help."
 
They gave us new tickets, for pretty much the same seats in the bleachers and it was a great experience. I had wanted to come to Camden since I first saw that picture in SI and it did not disappoint. It was a hot day and we beat the heat by quaffing some Natty Bohs. And man, there's nothing like being 20-something in a park and city you've never been before drinking suds, eating whatever you want, bullshitting with your pals and watching baseball.
 
If there's a heaven, I hope that it's something like that.
 
I ended up going to Camden Yards for another game, this time with Aly and our friends the Olexys (with whom I saw the Nationals' park). We had slightly better seats, but the Orioles were worse and Camden less populated.
 
Here's the boxscore of the first game I saw: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2001/B08110BAL2001.htm Only one current Hall of Famer played that day: Oriole legend Cal Ripken. But there were plenty of players who could be in Cooperstown some day: Manny Ramirez, Nomar Garciaparra and the Sox starter was David Cone. The O's beat the Sox 4-2 behind three hits from Ripken and some pretty good pitching by Josh Towers.
 
This was in August of 2001 and the Red Sox were circling the drain. Jimy Williams was about to get shitcanned, the Mike Lansing/Dante Bichette era was about to end. As for me, August of 2001 was a really good month: I got to see Camden Yards, the following week I had tickets to watch Radiohead perform at Suffolk Downs and the week after that I went on one of the best trips ever, Ireland, with my family and closest friends.
 
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We are 4 days away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to the Mile High City as today's stadium is Coors Field, home of the Colorado Rockies.
 
I was prepared to dislike Denver and I was really prepared to hate Coors Field. I was ecstatic to find that not only did I love Coors Field, but I thought that Denver was tip-top too!
 
Just about every year, I do a guy's trip to a different Major League city. Since I go with a great bunch of dudes, they've all been a blast. I think that the trip to Denver was my favorite.
 
We went to a concert (Hootie and the Blowfish and the Barenaked Ladies), which 20-year-old me would sneer at, but guess what? I'm not 20-years-old anymore. It was a hell of a lot of fun, BNL were good but Hootie? Dude brought the house down. I don't think that there was song that I didn't know and the covers (Public Enemy and Led Zeppelin) were in my wheelhouse. It was way better than expected.
 
The next night me and my buddies went to Red Rocks. There was an EDM festival (I think? I'm not 100% sure) where I don't think that we concentrated on the music. It was just the most beautiful place to watch live music. The scenery was amazing and breath taking. I was glad that I didn't care about the music because I just focused on what was around me as the sun went down.
 
The final night was our trip to Coors Field, again it beat all expectations. The area around Coors is awesome. As you'd expect there are a ton of breweries, one that pours pints of Pliny, and there is also this very cool little museum dedicated to baseball stadiums. That was a lot of fun to walk in and check out the memorabilia from old stadia.
 
We finally made our way into the park, our seats were along the third base side, and it started to rain. And rain. And rain. They wanted to get the game in and the rain delay was expected to be two hours.
 
This is the sucky thing about centering a trip around an open air stadium, sometimes it rains. And sometimes those games are called off. So that brings up the existential question, if you were inside the park for a game that was called, does it count? We had a long discussion about this during our two hours and I think that we came to the consensus that it did.
 
I wouldn't say that rain outs are ever cool, but this one wasn't too bad. It was a warm rain, so you weren't cold AND wet. The other dope thing is that we got to really explore the park. See the Rock Pile, which are the bleachers in center field that sorta look like a mountain range -- they're super far from the plate, so the sight lines weren't great there.
 
In center field, near the bullpens, the Rockies have planted a little forest and it looks really awesome. It's a way for the Rockies to bring the Rockies to the ball park. This is a modern stadium--it opened in 1995 and it's the third oldest park in the National League (behind Dodger Stadium and Wrigley Field)--so the concourses are wide, the food selection is plentiful and the beer selection is even better.
 
The park is big but since the air is thinner and the ball travels further, it plays a little smaller than you think. That's been the Achilles heal of the Rockies, right? Big dudes that can slam the ball to Boulder, but the pitching is always suspect. That reputation of high scoring games is warranted, as you will soon see.
Once the rain subsided, we made it back to our seats and watched the Reds and Rockies pummel each other for a bit. I don't know what it's like in April or October, but you couldn't have asked for a better night when we went in July. Just a great night in the most underrated park in the Big Leagues.
 
If you find yourself in Denver and want to catch a game, go to Coors Field. The Rockies suck, so you'll get great seats but you're going to have a fantastic time. I couldn't recommend this place more.
Here's the boxscore of the game that I went to: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2019/B07130COL2019.htm It was an old time squeaker as Cincinnati prevailed 17-9. Current Hall of Famers? None. But Reds first baseman Joey Votto will probably go and there's an outside shot that then-Rockie third baseman Nolan Arenado might make it too. But the pitchers who participated in this blood bath aren't going anywhere.
 
It was interesting to see former Dodger phenom Yasil Puig in right field (he had a dinger and six RBIs) for the Reds and if you're a fan of money dumps, future Red Sox Trevor Story was playing short for Colorado.
 
I know I sound like your hippie uncle, but go to Denver, you won't be sad.
 
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We are 3 days away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to the Jet City as today's stadium is T Mobile Stadium, home of the Seattle Mariners.
 
Programming note: you may have noticed that yesterday there wasn't an update. The reason: your pal Byron is a bit of a moron sometimes and screwed up the numbering of the countdown. I was a day ahead of everything so I took yesterday off. But now we are where we want to be (and it only took 27 days!) so on with the show.
 
When I was in my teens and 20s, Seattle was the place to be. Or at least that's what it seemed. It was in the corner of the United States far from everything (everything that I knew about at that point in my life) but Seattle was the epicenter of cool. If you're a Boomer, it's what San Francisco was. If you're a millennial, it's what Austin was. Seattle was Gen X's north star.
 
Or that's the cliche. And whatever, I fall for cliches all the time so I was all about Seattle. From the music to the technology to the coffee shops to the city's sports teams (how could you not love Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton and the rest of the Supersonics) not to mention having the coolest baseball player on the planet (Ken Griffey Jr.) and the scariest pitcher (Randy Johnson), Seattle seemed like the place to be in the 90s.
 
Already a Mariners fan, I wanted to go there so bad. But I never made it there until 2006 when I made a business trip to the Emerald City. Seeing a game at Safeco (that's what it was originally called) was like the culmination of my early teens and twenties. It was almost a quasi-religious experience.
 
But more on that in a second.
 
As I wrote about last year in this space, the Mariners are one of my favorite teams because they always seemed to be shrouded in mystery. They had a weird team of misfits (even ten seasons into their history), they played in a shitty dome (it always seemed like it was about to start pouring INSIDE the Kingdome) but they were a Major League team that was as far away from Boston as you could get. How exotic!
 
But then things slowly started to change for the M's as they began developing bonafide superstars: Griffey, Johnson, Alex Rodriguez, Edgar Martinez, Jay Buhner. That was the first wave! Now the Mariners were a legit franchise and they still played in that shitty stadium. The club knew that they needed a new place to play in order to survive the Pacific northwest, but public sentiment wasn't exactly with them.
 
Until 1995. That was a year of great excitement in Seattle as the M's, left for dead at the All-Star break, started streaking in the second half winning nearly every single day. While the Mariners were winning, the first-place Angels were losing. Eventually the Mariners made up the double-digit deficit and won the AL West crown for the first time every in a dramatic one-game playoff series. The Kingdome was rocking, everyone had Mariners fever.
 
Which was fortuitous because there was an initiative on the ballot that November to use public funds to build a new stadium. Thanks to all of the good will and excitement from the summer it passed. Safeco Field opened in 1999 and the Mariners have not made a peep about moving since then.
 
When I went to the Mariners game back in 2006, we sat in the upper bowl along behind first base. We were high up, but the view was absolutely spectacular. The roof was open, it was a nice summer night and the visage of Mt. Rainier was plain to see.
 
I don't remember much about the game, I think that the Mariners weren't great in 2006 and neither were their opponents, fellow Class of '77 expansion franchise the Toronto Blue Jays, but the vibe itself was awesome. It's how I always imagined what baseball in the northwest to be like: technologically advanced (the roof opens and closes and the stadium was packed with modern amenities) but at the same time still close enough to nature that you could feel it.
 
No matter how big of a city Seattle is, it always felt to me like it was an overgrown logging town. 
 
Like you had all of the huge buildings in the city proper and the minute you walk outside of the city limits you're surrounded by gigantic sequoias--in other words I picture that Seattle was a metropolis located in a National Park.
 
Of course, that's insane but that's how I imagined it. And I have to say T Mobile Stadium didn't let me down. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still kinda felt that way. There's not a lot of major league cities where you can watch a baseball game under the shadow of a mountain. Obviously that mountain is far away, but you get my drift. Fenway Park has a giant neon sign for a gas company overlooking left field, Seattle has a mountain. What's better?
 
As I said earlier, the stadium is packed with a ton of amenities: wide seats, plenty of leg room, pretty good sight lines without gigantic poles, almost every seat is a winner. The concourses were wide too with a ton of offerings: sushi, chocolate covered grasshoppers plus your standard fare of hot dogs, peanuts and crackerjacks. Due to the preponderance of microbrews, the beer selection was the best that I'd ever encountered.
 
Ballpark aside, if you haven't been to Seattle yet, go. It's a really walkable city with tons of stuff to do. I saw the Space Needle (overrated, $15 [then] for an elevator ride but the view is spectacular), tons of cool museums, obviously great music venues and really cool shops.
 
When I was there I stopped into the Ebbets Field Flannel store and it was like being in a museum; only you could buy whatever you saw the mannequins wearing. Unfortunately it has since been sold to the parent company of Lids and is no longer there. But it was still a highlight of my trip. And you'll have your own when you visit Seattle.
 
Here's the boxscore of the game I saw that day: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2006/B07240SEA2006.htm There is one current Hall of Famer (actually, one of the newest ones) Adrian Beltre. Beltre was in the midst of lost seasons when he played for the M's, he didn't get good again for another couple of years when he suited up for the Red Sox. A future no-doubt Hall of Famer Ichiro Suzuki also played for Seattle, with a rare 0-4.
 
For the Blue Jays, not much was going on with them. Troy Glaus, Lyle Overbay, Eric Hinske and Frank Catalanotto were in the lineup. Former PC Friar John McDonald manned shortstop. Like I said, despite finishing second in the AL East (Seattle finished last in the West) the Jays were a meh team at best.
 
Future Red Sox starter Joel Pineiro picked up the 7-4 win for Seattle. Another future Sox, Hinske hit two dingers that night for the losing Jays.
 
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We are 2 days away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to the City by the Bay as today's stadium is Oracle Park, home of the San Francisco Giants.
 
By virtue of working in the tech field for the last 15 or so years, I've been to the Bay area. A lot. Not as much since Covid, but for a number of years I was going to San Francisco or San Jose two or three times a year. I was either going to love it or hate.
 
Fortunately, I loved it. I think everything about San Francisco is great. I love the weather (going there in January was a real treat that I often felt guilty about mostly because my wife was stuck home in the snow). I like the city, I like the suburbs. I like that the malls and the campuses of the various places I worked at were outside. I just really enjoyed the whole vibe of the place.
 
Would this change if I lived there? Undoubtedly. The things that I find charming now would probably drive me crazy if I put down roots there.
 
One of the first times I went out there was for JavaOne, a conference held by my old company Sun Microsystems. It was the first time I had to talk to customers about my product and I was nervous. But it was a good conference in that I gained some confidence, it was really great talking to real customers and I got some time to explore the city.
 
I flew into the Bay area on a Monday and that night I took the BART over to Oakland to catch an A's/O's game. I wrote about this experience a little more than three weeks ago and it wasn't great, despite me always wanting to go to Oaktown.
 
I was scheduled to fly home on a red eye that Friday night and the Giants were home to play the Phillies. Since I had nothing to do until like 9:00 that night, I checked my luggage at the park and watched the first six or so innings from PacBell (that's what it was called then).
 
To go from Oakland's decrepit stadium that was literally falling apart and barely a quarter filled on a Monday to the Giant's new place, that turned the trick of being both state-of-the-art and retro four days later was like getting into Doc Brown's DeLorean. It was amazing. The stadium was backed with wild Giants fans that were up for every pitch.
 
The distance between Oracle Park and the Oakland Coliseum is 16 miles, but it may as well be a million because the two places shouldn't share the same continent never mind be in the same general area. This is not a shot at the people of Oakland, the Coliseum has its charms, but if you ping pong from one venue to the other, prices aside, its obvious which one you'd choose.
 
Oracle Park (or AT&T Park or PacBell Park) is absolutely wonderful. Situated on the water, there aren't a lot of prettier views. I mean look at the image that I attached along with this post, it looks amazing. And that's part of the fun of going to a Giants game; it doesn't happen too often but every so often a left handed slugger will blast a pitch into McCovey Bay.
 
How can you not love that?
 
The rest of the park is as advertised. Like all of the new places, the seats are roomy and there is ample leg room. Not only that but there are no gigantic poles in your way, so you can check out all of the action and not worry about missing anything. The concourses are wide and filled with plenty of choices of food and brews.
 
Before they redid Fenway, the Red Sox were thinking about a new park on the water. My guess is that if they did that, they'd have looked west to San Francisco for inspiration for their new place. My guess is that it would have been absolutely magnificent. Fenway is great and all, but man I'd love to have had Oracle Park East to walk into 81 times a year.
 
I think that we all would too.
 
Here's the boxscore of the game that I saw: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2008/B05090SFN2008.htm The post Bonds years for the Giants were an ugly era and this box score proves it. The Giants' lineup is god awful with no one in particular to talk about. There are no current Hall of Famers, but the Phillies had a few guys on the cusp: Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, Ryan Howard and that night's starting pitcher Cole Hamels.
 
The Fightin's beat the Giants 7-3, as they scored four in the seventh (by that time I was in SFO waiting for my flight). Rollins hit a home run and a guy died outside the park. Not from the homerun, but two fans got into an argument after the game and one of the dudes sucker punched the other. That person fell, hit his head and died. He got a year in jail and five years probation.
 
I had nothing to do with it.
 
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We are 1 day away from The Real National Hot Dog Day and we're counting down the stadiums I've been to in order from worst to best.
 
We're making our way to Steel CIty as today's stadium is PNC Park, home of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
 
This is it, kiddos. The big enchilada, the best park that I've seen (so far) in all of the parks that I've gone to in this great big continent of ours.
 
Back in 2009 my friends Ryan and Andrew decided to go on a mini Armpit of America tour and hit Cleveland and Pittsburgh. We called it the Armpit of America tour because we were jerky coastal jerks. (I'm pretty sure Ryan and Andrew didn't think this, but were just humoring me--I'm the jerky jerk.) But guess what? I learned something during that long weekend. I learned that those two cities may be husks of what they were in the early 1900s but they're still really great cities with funky neighborhoods, great food, great beer, great people and amazing ballparks.
 
I felt dumb. But the good thing about feeling dumb is that it doesn't last long and you feel a little smarter later. And that's a good thing.
 
Exiting the long Fort Pitt tunnel and coming into the city was pretty damn amazing. You go through a mountain and come out to a view of the city of Pittsburgh. It was so cool.
 
We didn't get to spend a ton of time of Pittsburgh. We woke up in Cleveland, hung around for a bit and had to make tracks to Pennsylvania. It was a two-hour drive, but with traffic we had just enough time to find our hotel, drop our bags, get something quick to eat (not Primanti Brothers, but Morton's -- my buddy has an obsession with eating at every single one and he hadn't tried the Pittsburgh location yet, yeah I can relate), snag a beer name the stadium and get to our seats by first pitch at 7:05.
 
I remember walking into PNC Park and being absolutely astonished by what I saw. The ballpark is small but not stifling, it's intimate. It's situated on the Allegheny River, so it has to be a real moon shot to land in there, unlike at Oracle Park. As a matter of fact, only 67 balls have made the drink in the 23 years since it opened up.
 
The view is glorious. Looking out to center field you see the river, the Roberto Clemente bridge and the city skyline. It's criminal to me that a better team, a team with an owner willing to spend the money to have an all-star at every position, isn't playing in this park. This park should be in every single MLB post season, it's so special.
 
Like the other parks, this has all the perks: the roomy seats, the wider concourses, different types of concessions, beers from all over--though we had the Iron City variety. It's a great place to watch the game. If you're a Pirates fan from way back and had to suffer through years at the old Three Rivers Stadium, like the folks from Cincinnati, St. Louis and Philadelphia, you must feel like you've died and gone to hardball Valhalla.
 
That's the crummy thing though, now that the Pirates have a beautiful park, the teams are subpar but when they were playing in that glorified cement park, they had world-class teams. I guess that there's a reason they say that clothes make the man and not the park makes the team.
 
Speaking of glory days of long ago, the game that we saw was interesting in that it was 70s night. Both the Pirates and the Cincinnati Reds wore uniforms from the decade where both teams dominated the National League.
 
After the game was a concert by the ultimate 70s group: KC and the Sunshine Band. Did Ryan, Andrew and I make a pact that the first song we didn't know, we'd leave? Yes. Did we end up staying there for the entire concert because we knew literally every single song? Also yes. We're middle aged Yinzer women getting down, getting down (that) night? Doubly yes. The place actually got a little wild.
 
Pittsburgh has a bunch of really great things going for it, I'm really happy that I got to experience the place for myself and made up my own mind--people always say that Pittsburgh is a hole, it's not. Near the top of the list for why the city is so cool is their baseball park. The Pirates are going to stink for the next few years (which is too bad because I like the Pirates) so getting tickets to watch them play is super easy. Plus, you might see a band that you think sucks, but is actually pretty awesome.
 
Go to Pittsburgh, throw Heinz ketchup on everything and enjoy yourself. You won't be disappointed.
Here's the boxscore of the game that we saw that night: https://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/2009/B08220PIT2009.htm Zach Duke spun a beaut that night as the Buccos pasted the Reds 12-2. Ryan Doumit hit a bomb. While there was no current Hall of Famers, Joey Votto is probably going to wind up in Cooperstown and maybe Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutchen may join him. That's a definite maybe though.
 
Andover, MA native Ryan Hanigan started behind the dish for the Redlegs and notched a hit. I'm sure I told Ryan and Andrew my Ryan Hanigan story, which I'm not going to go into here. This entry is long enough.

Thursday, August 03, 2023

My Favorite Teams 12-7

Back in March and April of this year I was counting up my favorite baseball teams on Facebook in anticipation of The Real National Hot Dog Day. I thought that it might be a good idea to keep them here for posterity. Here are the fourth group of teams along with the FB introductions.

12.

My 12th favorite team is the Sox. The WHITE Sox. Ha, ha, got you. 
 
Now you should read what I wrote about them. Also get your collective asses ready for the Real National Hot Dog Day because it's coming whether you like it or not: April 3.
 

 
We are 12 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Ryan Seacrest style, my favorite baseball teams.
 
To me, the White Sox were always a strange team. They shared the same city with the Cubs, but they seemed like the anti-Cubs. They played in a run-down old park (which in retrospect was pretty cool) with obnoxiously bright yellow bars dividing the seating sections compared to Wrigley's classic brick facade. 
 
They played mostly at night, the Cubs played during the day. The White Sox were in the western division of the American League while the Cubs were in the NL East. The Cubs wore the same home uniforms since the 30s, while the White Sox seemingly had new unis every other year.
 
The two teams didn't seem to play in the same universe, yet they somehow managed to share a city.
 
As a kid growing up in Boston, it bugged me that the White Sox "stole" the Red Sox' name. There was only room enough for one team to be named after hosiery and that team called Boston home. You steal our catcher and you take our name?
 
With the crumbling stadium and the so-so teams, the White Sox always seemed to have one foot out the door too. Until the state ponied up some cash, the White Sox were about to move to St. Petersburg and play in the dome that the Rays now called home. Yes, that's how long that stupid stadium has been around, it was used as leverage for a new White Sox stadium, which opened in 1991.
 
The White Sox had players that you sorta knew but it seemed weird to see Carlton Fisk and Tom Seaver in jerseys that screamed "SOX" on the front with horizontal blue and red lines around it and numbers on the front of their pants. And the home grown stars that they had were fine. Harold Baines was a quiet professional hitter. Ron Kittle was a power hitter that looked like a substitute chemistry teacher that got too friendly with the kids. Catcher of the future Ron Karkovice looked like he'd buy you a 12-pack if you gave him enough money so he could get a sixer.
 
They were anonymous and strange looking and almost always an afterthought.
 
Then in late 1990 the White Sox did something really interesting. They rebranded. They no longer wore red, white and blue and their logo was no longer an abstract guy hitting a ball over the word "SOX". Suddenly the White Sox shifted to black and silver, they added pinstripes to their home uniforms, they looked like a baseball team again. But beyond that, with the black and silver echoing the LA Raiders and Kings with a nod to gangsta rap culture, the White Sox looked like a team of bad asses.
 
They also started to promote players from their minor league teams that could play a little. The Big Hurt Frank Thomas. Robin Ventura. Alex Fernandez. Black Jack McDowell. They picked up free agents like Tim Raines and Bo Jackson. And they started winning.
 
Their was a buzz around the White Sox in the early 90s. Hip hop videos were filled with dudes wearing White Sox caps (Dr. Dre named checked the team in a song) which meant that goofy suburban white kids were wearing White Sox hats (myself included). I told people that I liked Frank Thomas, but in reality I probably liked Dr. Dre and Eazy-E more. Not only that but I spent my hard-earned dough on an official away White Sox jersey (THE KIND THE PROS WEAR!) because I thought it looked so cool.
 
To their credit, the White Sox have stuck with this look for almost 30 years. They bring the only beach blanket bingo unis (the ones from the mid 80s) out on Sunday and everyone has a good time remembering how shitty those things looked (except for Chris Sale, who when he was with a White Sox, went ham and cut up all of the jerseys with a scissor because he didn't want to wear them, which okay Chris thank you 
 for your input) but the next day they’re always back in their usual silver and black.
 
They've had their ups and downs since the 90s--winning a World Series in 2005 for the first time since 1917, so their streak was longer than the Red Sox by two seasons yet people nationwide seemed to care less about that, which is odd--but they're been a pretty consistently good team. They have an interesting nucleus of a team now and they're without the ancient Tony LaRussa, which is a good thing.
 
How good? We'll just have to see.
 
11.
I wrote about the Royals today, so you know that I'm going to spend a lot of time writing about Bo Jackson. Not that much though. Just enough.
 
 

We are 11 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Ryan Seacrest style, my favorite baseball teams.
 
Growing up, the Kansas City Royals were one of those teams that always gave the fits. At Fenway, the Sox were glad to split a series and really lucky to take two of three. This despite the fact that the Sox always had the power bats. Jim Rice, Dwight Evans, Tony Armas, Mike Easler, Don Baylor, etc could outhomer the entire Royals lineup with one arm tied behind their backs.
 
But the Royals played a type of baseball that was alien to Boston, it was based on speed, defense and good pitching. They'd pinball the horsehide all over Fenway, the Sox would end up running in circles trying to chase it down and Willie Wilson or Lonnie Smith or Frank White would be standing on third waiting for George Brett to drive them in.
 
When they met in Kansas City, the Royals were nigh unbeatable. The Sox would come in on a winning streak and the Royals would run them into the ground, National League style. Kaufman Stadium was expansive and had miles of astroturf. KC would slam the ball into an alley, it would get by Armas (or Rice) and the those Royals rabbits would run forever. When the Sox were up Baylor or Evans would drive a ball deep, Wilson would glide over and make a catch 390 feet away from home plate. Lots of loud, long outs for the Sox.
 
It always seemed to be hot there, which sucked if you were an old guy like the Sox always seemed to have, and that was usually evidenced by the thermometer that WSBK TV-38 would show where the mercury would reach 130 on the field (astroturf didn't absorb heat really well) and announcer Ned Martin would say, "Hot one today, eh Monty?" and his partner Bob Montgomery would chortle, "Glad I'm not playing Ned!"
 
An organization that was built around speed and defense took a strange turn in 1985 when they drafted and signed Auburn running back (and Heisman Trophy winner) Bo Jackson. When he debuted in 1986, all eyes turned to KC--which is strange because the Royals won the World Series the season prior. Was Bo an immediate hit when he showed up in Missouri? No. But that didn't matter, much like Ohtani has captured the imagination of kids today, Bo did that for another generation. And his legend only grew when he signed with the Los Angeles Raiders.
 
Dude plays baseball and football? How? Why? Can he do that? He could and did. Now the Royals had a legit power threat (sorry Steve Balboni) in their lineup who was a world-class athlete and star. 
 
Unfortunately, Bo got hurt. A bunch. He got hurt playing baseball and he really got hurt playing football. He's the ultimate what if and that makes him a legend.
 
Read "The Last Folk Hero" by Jeff Pearlman. It's fucking amazing.
 
After Bo got hurt and left and the Royals legends retired, Kansas City went into a deep, deep funk. They lost a ton. They wouldn't spend money (despite being owned by a family member that owns WalMart). They would develop players, but trade them the minute that they wanted more than the bare minimum. They were adrift in a shitty wasteland. And for someone who remembered how scary it was when his team visited KC, it was depressing.
 
Somehow in the early 10s, the Royals got the message and started developing (and keeping) their players. There was a bit of a Royals renaissance. They actually made it to the World Series one year. The next year, they did even better and won the World Series. It was awesome, the underdog (owned by one of the richest families in America) actually beat the team from New York and won it all. Amazing.
 
It didn't last though. In subsequent years, the Royals have played okay--most of the nucleus of the World Series winner were either traded away (WalMart has to spend money to smash local mom and pop stores!) or got old. They're not terribly bad, but they're not terribly good either. They're, as the kids would say, mid. I guess that's okay.
 
The Royal's uniforms are excellent. They shouldn't change a thing, but they did in the late 00s adding the mean looking, sinister black to the color palette. It looked dumb. It looked as if they were trying way too hard. It reminded me of the dork that left school in June and showed up in September with an earring and a scowl. You can't fool me, I know that you cried when you got hit in the face with a kickball. Quit frontin' Kansas City.
 
10.
Hot Dogs Rock! Hot Dogs Rock! Hot Dogs Rock!
 
Apologies to Drew Carey, but it's true. Hot Dogs, like Cleveland, do rock*. And there's only 10 days left until the Real National Hot Dog Day, so get your shit together.
 
* Kids, whether you like the Guardians name or not, I think that we can all agree that we dodged a bullet when the Cleveland brain trust decided not to use the name "Rockers". What a dumpster fire that would be. Ughhh.
 

We are 10 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Ryan Seacrest style, my favorite baseball teams.
 
So yeah, the Guardians. I'd have liked the Spiders better but after you know why they're named the Guardians (Cleveland has these eight huge art decco statues called the Guardians of Traffic as you enter the city) the name sorta grows on you. Plus, I guess if the Guardians were cheap, they only had to change four letters from their last team nickname. So, cost savings over Spiders!
 
As far as the name, whatever. These things weren't handed down from the gods. The old ones were mostly made up by sportswriters and the new ones are created via marketing focus groups. YMMV on which is worse. But, coming from a high school that had the same name, Indians is a dumb nickname. All permutations of sports nicknames based on Native American heritage are dumb.
 
You want to honor Native Americans and make everything square? Don't name some shit baseball team in Cleveland, how about you give them back their land? How about you admit and apologize for knowingly giving them diseased blankets and pushing them further and further west, essentially wiping out their people. How about that?
 
As far as the franchise goes, I have a soft spot for Cleveland ever since I got my first Sports Illustrated baseball preview issue that screamed "Indian Uprising". Cleveland outfielders Joe Carter and Cory Snyder were under the grinning mug of Chief Wahoo and SI was telling us that this was Cleveland's year.
 
 Sports Illustrated was huge back in the day and everyone bought into the hype. What did Cleveland do? They sucked. Hard. Finished last that year, a billion games behind the Tigers.
 
Those people love their sports so much and they get gutted so many times, yet they keep coming back. Again and again and again. Is it a coincidence that the world's biggest optimist in the face of realism is Charlie Brown? I think not.
 
But the Guardians have gone through just as many heartaches as the Browns have. The team it had in the 90s was absolutely stacked and they lost some heartbreakers to the Braves and the Marlins. The Marlins? Are you kidding me? That team had been around for four hours compared to the (then) Indians.
 
And since this is Cleveland, they had to (HAD TO) sell off their stars and they floundered for a bit. But then they built the team back up and went to the World Series against the Cubs. THE CUBS! This was like a street fight between Greg Brady's Hawai'ian tiki idol and some other equally shitty luck trinket (I can't think of one off hand). Cleveland tied the game going into the ninth and had a ton of momentum, they were going to win this motherfucker. And the rain came down, Jayson Heyward rallied the Chicago troops and they won it in the tenth.
 
BTW, you know the last team to win a World Series Game 7th in the tenth? The Marlins. Who did they play? The Indians.
 
Once Cleveland wins, they'll probably fall a few spots down the list. But until then, let this team win. Good lord. Maybe changing their name might lead to better luck. But what do I know, I couldn't even think of another bad luck charm that wasn't on the fucking Brady Bunch.
 
9.
When I was younger (like when I was 44-years-old) I used to call this team the Oreos, because I didn't know what an Oriole was. I guess I could have looked at the logo and assume that it was some sort of bird, but what do you want from me, I was probably trying to figure out what channel Battle of the Planets was on. 
 
Anyway enjoy this piece on the Oreos! (FUCK, I did it agan.)
 

 
We are 9 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Down Town Julie Brown style, my favorite baseball teams. Wubba wubba wubba.
 
The Baltimore Orioles used to be good. Actually, strike that; the Baltimore Orioles used to be really fucking good. From the late 60s through the mid 1980s, the Orioles were a consistent force in the American League. They won AL East flags, they made it to the World Series and they actually won multiple World Series titles.
 
Not only that but the way they did it was through smart trades and a player development program that netted them a handful of Hall of Famers. Jim Palmer, Brooks Robinson, Eddie Murray, Cal Ripken Jr. and manager Earl Weaver all came up through the Baltimore system, all won World Series rings, all ended up in Cooperstown.
 
And it wasn't only Hall of Famers and fill in the blanks, the Orioles minor league teams were rife with 
MVP and Cy Young candidates, players who had big years, platoon players and relief aces that performed well in their roles. It was the Oriole Way and they just crushed it for almost 20 years.
 
Then the wheels started falling off, the early 90s weren't a great time to be a Baltimore fan--aside from Camden Yards which was a game changer in the way that Branch Rickey and California baseball were game changers--and the O's scuffled a bit. Ripken was getting close to Gehrig and I guess the front office thought that people were going to pay a lot of attention to them, so they started filling in the gaps with primo free agents.
 
And it worked. But free agents tend to be old guys and wear out their welcome after three of four seasons. The once fertile Baltimore minor league system was what my aunt used to call me, barren (she couldn't say Byron to save her life). Once the free agents couldn't produce and the prospects quickly turned to suspects, Baltimore baseball was dead.
 
For a long, long time the Orioles were just awful. The new century wasn't kind to the people of Baltimore either and continued to be shitty for about 15 years. Then they got good for a few seasons before bottoming out again. 
 
I'm not a Baltimorian (is that what you call someone from Baltimore?) but I like the Orioles. I remember when they were the Cadillac of Major League Baseball. The crowds always supported them, they always were loud and wild and crazy and games looked fun in Crab City. Despite having the OG retro stadium (that still rules) the way that the Angelos family has mismanaged this franchise is a crime. The city of Baltimore, hell Major League Baseball, deserves better.
 
I like when the Orioles are good, it reminds me of being a kid; so I always pull for the Orioles to be good. With that goofy cartoon bird and their orange and black togs, the O's look like a fun club. This year, the Orioles might surprise a few people, they have a nice young base that the Angelos family can't fuck up (mostly due to them being cheap) and perhaps the O's are on an upswing.
 
There has been talk that the Orioles might move to Nashville, apparently one of Peter Angelos' failsons has a wife who wants to be a country singer or these two buttholes like to cosplay as "salt of the earth country folk" or whatever, but if they move from the city, that would be a huge black mark against the league.
 
Baltimore is really into football, no doubt, but I think that they really love baseball. Taking baseball away from a region that loves it is dumb.
 
8.
It's a GIANT day here at Real National Hot Dog Day Central. Why? Because we're about a week away from the high holiday and you had better get your stuff now!
 
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Today we talk about the first pro hat the I ever bought (it's more interesting than it sounds) and why I thought that I was so damn cool walking around in a black wool hat, sweating my ass off during many Massachusetts summers. We also get into the Giants a bunch. It's a lot of fun.
 
 
We are 8 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Down Town Julie Brown style, my favorite baseball teams. Wubba wubba wubba.
 
The first fitted pro hat that I ever bought wasn't the Boston Red Sox. Though I purchased it at one of the souvenir shops in Fenway Park, it was the San Francisco Giants. I wish that I could tell you that there was so deep reason why I bought this hat, that there was a real connection between myself and the Giants franchise or the city. 
 
Maybe my grandfather grew up idolizing Mel Ott. Perhaps my parents met on the corner of Haight and Ashbury in 1967. Was I related to Willie Mays, who's to say?
 
I would expect that the real reason why I bought the interlocking orange squared "S" and "F" is three-fold.
 
1. I liked the colors. Orange and black rule. Not a lot of teams use those two colors, but when they do; they look so good. 
 
2. I really liked Kevin Mitchell and Will Clark. With his ferocious swing Mitchell spent a few seasons absolutely demolishing baseballs. And there were whispers (started by Mets GM Frank Cashman who stupidly traded him) that made him sound like a complete bad ass. Those whispers weren't really true and they were coded bigot-speak, but at the time I thought that this made Mitch sound more awesome.
 
As for Will Clark, he had the picture-perfect swing. He was nicknamed "The Natural" and it wasn't because he was a naturally nice guy (writer Jeff Pearlman says he's one of the absolute shittiest people he's ever had to interview). But that swing, man. It was a thing of beauty. I had posters on the wall of my bedroom of Mitchell and Clark and they were both cool as hell. But the Clark one captured the follow through of his swing and I'd stare at it wondering how I could ever have something like that. Baseball osmosis doesn't work, kids.
 
3. The main reason why I bought this hat (back in the day it set me back a cool $25, so this was a [pardon the pun] major league fashion investment) is that no one else in my town had one. When you're a teenager there are a lot of pushes and pulls to your daily social life. But the biggest one is that, for me, I wanted to stand out but I didn't want to be so different as to be noticed and ostracized. Everyone wore baseball caps, but they were the same ones: Red Sox, a ton of Bruins, Celts here and there, (never the Pats), maybe the New York Giants but the San Francisco Giants? A National League team in an American League city? Never. 
 
So I felt like I was making a statement in a very silent way. "Why am I wearing this hat? Have you ever seen Will Clark and Kevin Mitchell hit? That's why." No one ever asked me that question, of course, and that answer would have been completely obnoxious, completely dorky and deserving of an ass kicking, but it always sounds a bit cooler in my mind.
 
I finally made it to AT&T (or PacBell or Oracle or whatever they call it) Park in 2008 and it was really cool--I never went to Candlestick Park. By this time Clark and Mitchell were faded memories (I may well have been a Carl Hubble or Christy Matthewson fan growing up) but the Giants were starting on a decade of dominance. Prior to this there were stretches where the Giants were bad--they were so bad that they almost moved to Toronto in the 70s and St. Petersburg in the 80s (the Tampa/St. Pete area was used as boogeyman to shake down more municipalities) but they got their new park and really started to pour money into the team. 
 
They picked up a guy by the name of Barry Bonds who did some stuff. They went to the World Series in 2002 (and lost to the Angels) and then they went on this strange every-other-year run where they kept winning the World Series with a homegrown team that played their best in the biggest situations. Buster Posey, Tim Lincecum, Madison Bumgardner, Pablo Sandoval and others beat the Rangers, Tigers and Royals in nonconsecutive series in the early 10s. 
 
It was cool to see a city of real baseball fans who had come so close in so many years (1962 and 2002 specifically) finally win a couple titles. If I still had it, I probably would have jammed that small sized hat on my overly sized melon and walked around with a boring, self-serving monologue in my head ready to answer anyone who asked, "Great game last night. How long have you liked the Giants?"
 
 7.
You know what the We Are Family 1979 World Series winning Pittsburgh Pirates ate when they sat down to family dinner every night? Hot dogs. Mounds and mounds of wieners. That's because everyone knows wieners is Austro-German for winners. 
 
But you don't have to pitch a no-hitter tripping balls on acid to be a winner, all you need is some hot dogs, buns, chips, a bevie of your choice and some ice cream. That's all it takes to celebrate the Real National Hot Dog Day!
 
So be like Doc Ellis and Load up on Some Dogs a week from tomorrow! It'll be groovy, man. In the mean time, read all about the Pirates and how Pittsburgh fans (just the baseball ones, fuck Steeler and Penguin nation) deserve better.
 

We are 7 days away from the The Real National Hot Dog Day and to celebrate, we're counting up, Down Town Julie Brown style, my favorite baseball teams. Wubba wubba wubba.
 
I feel like I say this a lot about a bunch of these teams, but it's true: the Pirates weren't always horrible. What sucks about writing this is that baseball owners have figured out that that a lot of times, putting a winning team on the field leads to losing money. You have to get good players to win and good players are usually expensive (unless you hit the jackpot and draft a good player who's cheap, but he can't be drafted too high because he might cost a bunch to sign) and expensive players tend to eat into your profit margin.
 
Not only that but these owners have also determined that even a shitty team is going to get a certain amount of fans in the stands and a better team isn't going to tip the scales into profitability. Not only that but the bulk of teams' revenues don't come from attendance anyway, so fuck it, run out a AAAA team to keep payroll low, get paid from TV licensing and partnerships, preach about a "process of self-sustaining player development system" (as if you just created that idea) and then bitch about how the city isn't supporting you and that you need money to fix up a 15-year-old ballpark or you're moving to Tucson.
 
That's sports ownership in the 21st Century--the never ending cash grab.
 
But there was a time when owners felt pride in making sure that they had the best team on the field. Yes, they wanted to make money and yes they were mostly all assholes (and racist to boot) but they thought that the way to make money was to have a good team because that brought in the fans. And the fans would buy hot dogs and beer and pennants and ice cream.
 
The Pirates were once one of those teams. From the 1950s through the mid 90s--aside from some down years in the 80s--the Pirates were usually pretty decent. They had the great Roberto Clemente, Willie Stargell, Doc Ellis, Dave Parker, Bill Madlock, John Canderlaria, Bobby Bonilla, Barry Bonds, Andy Van Slyke, Doug Drabek. Some of these guys were Hall of Famers, others should be in Cooperstown, others were consistent All-Stars and award winners.
 
They won World Series, they went to Championship games, took the National League East flags and were in legit pennant races just about every year.
 
Then it was over. Even when they were kicking ass on a regular basis, I don't think that the Pirates ever owned Pittsburgh--those Yinzers love their Steelers--but they were a popular group. I don't live in Heinz City but these days, it seems as if they're number three behind the Steelers and the Penguins. The blame isn't to put at the feet of a fickle fan base, it's due to decades of franchise malfeasance.
 
The Pirates are lucky that they have one of the most beautiful parks in the league, because without PNC they'd be in Portland or Nashville or some other city begging for Major League action (which could be the title of a book about my teenage years). The Pirates scrimp and save and cut corners and let every star leave western Pennsylvania for the same reason, "we just don't have the money" and that's just bullshit. They do have the money, the just don't want to spend it. And that's a shame.
 
The Pirates played in the first World Series (they lost to the Red Sox -- in your face, Pittsburgh!) and they should be one of the Cadillac franchise. The have the pedigree, they have the park, they have the fans; there's no reason why the Pirates can't be like the Cardinals or the Giants.
 
After my dalliance with the Giants in the late 80s, I turned my gaze to Pittsburgh. I loved what they were doing there, their outfield of Bonds, Van Slyke and Bonilla was the best in baseball. Their infield wasn't as good, but with Jeff King, Jay Bell, Chico Lind and their first baseman du jour, it was a solid force. UMass Lowell's most famous alumn Mike "Spanky" LaValliere was no star, but a stable presence behind the plate. And their pitching staff, led by Drabek, was good too. Jim Leyland smoked in the dugout and managed this rag tag bunch but they just never could get past the Braves.
 
Not only were the players cool as hell, but lead rapper(?) singer(?) Chuck D of Public Enemy wore a Pirates hat pretty much all the time (not to mention a Pirates Starter jacket once in awhile) and I thought that was dope as hell. They had history (important to a dork like me!) and street cache (inexplicably important to a dork like me!), the Pirates were riding high.
 
However, the sun set on this budding-dynasty-that-never-was as players started leaving the city. The Pittsburgh ball club never recovered and went through some truly dark times for years and years, the emerged as wild card contenders in the mid teens but have since fallen back to sucky. Though former Boston GM Ben Cherington is leading the Buccos and he says that he has a plan, which, sure Jan. We all have a plan.
 
I actually just bought a Pirates hat about a month ago and I got some positive comments on it. Maybe this is apocryphal (most definitely) but the Pirate fan base is around, they just need to get a few wins under their belts to bring it back.
 
Screw the plan Ben, get some money and bring some talent to Pittsburgh. How much money does this ownership need (all of it, that's the real answer)? Spend it. Build that system with can't miss prospects. Sign a free agent or two that isn't five years past his prime. Give the people what they want. God damn.
Oh yeah, and another thing, don't use red as accent color anymore. It looks stupid. Keep it yellow and black. And bring back this happy Buc on the wanted poster. This dude rules.